I've been thinking about these so much that last night I dreamt I had one.
Thursday, August 28, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
People keep asking me if it's going to be hard 0n my kids to take these girls to butcher on September 21st.
No. But I'm going to be a wreck. I love these darn pigs. Dang it.
I take care of them every day. I cut overgrown asparagus for them to eat. I spray water on them to cool them down. I buy fly traps to hang outside their pen and then watch them eat the fly trap if I hang it too low. Dummies!
They happily greet me every time I go out to check on them. They squeal and grunt at me if I'm in the orchard or caring for the chickens.
Monday, August 25, 2008
If you came here today to feel better about your dumb self, you, my friend, are in the right spot. For I am an THE Idiot Extraordinaire.
I'm on the brink of cutting the apron strings here. By that I mean yank the zero sexed guy straight out of the garden and toss him to the pigs.
There's something about having a rooster running around the place that makes me feel official.
And despite his annoying crow, I feel sorry for the guy. Because, I'm a chicken doctor and I learned early in my training to love all my chickens no matter how much they irritate me.
Dear God in Heaven,
Saturday, August 23, 2008
What I thought were chigger bites are not. Dang it. I got into some poison ivy somewhere and I can't stop scratching it!! AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It ITCHES!!!!
Wednesday, August 20, 2008
Tuesday, August 19, 2008
Today I had to go to Wal-Phart to buy school supplies for my chicklets. Why? Why do I have to go to Wal-Phart?
Sunday, August 17, 2008
My sister, Rechelle, keeps referring to my humble abode as 'April's Pig Farm'. It would hurt my feelings immensely if I didn't actually have pigs.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
Could you ladies help a poor guy out? I ain't got no money honey. See my Hoover flag? It's wavin' fer help. How 'bout I play ya a lil' tune on me harmony kuh?
Friday, August 15, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Rechelle- Was she always that farty?
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
I locked myself in the chicken coop.